<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>The Real Villain — new convictions</title><description>Sentences handed down by the Court of the Real Villain. Every inmate was beloved. Every inmate was guilty.</description><link>https://therealvillain.com/</link><item><title>Badger — 127 days community service</title><link>https://therealvillain.com/inmates/badger/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://therealvillain.com/inmates/badger/</guid><description>The case against Badger (Fantastic Mr. Fox, Roald Dahl): 2 charges. Defense overruled.</description><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Mr. Fox — Life without parole</title><link>https://therealvillain.com/inmates/mr-fox/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://therealvillain.com/inmates/mr-fox/</guid><description>The case against Mr. Fox (Fantastic Mr. Fox, Roald Dahl): 7 charges. Defense overruled.</description><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>