Register of charges

Alphabetized by offense. The court files precisely and interprets generously.

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• Aiding and abetting the theft of poultry 1 count filed
• Attempted cross-species cannibalism 1 count filed
• Attempted murder of a rat 1 count filed
• Breaking and entering 1 count filed
• Employment of minors in an unlicensed excavation 1 count filed
• Expressing ethical reservations while continuing to dig 1 count filed
• Insulting of a female, which happens to be his own wife 1 count filed
• Promotion of underage drinking 1 count filed
• Theft of livestock 1 count filed