Case files on record: 2 · Capacity: every beloved character ever written
Cell Block A
You are visiting the holding facility of The Real Villain. Every inmate here was beloved. Every inmate here was guilty. Select a cell to review the case file.
Latest conviction
Most wanted
Full board →-
Wanted for questioning
Willy Wonka
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory — Roald Dahl, 1964
Five children entered his facility under his personal supervision. Four left it altered. The tour continued without pause for inquiry.
The Court
This court prosecutes fictional characters who have, until now, enjoyed the presumption of heroism. Proceedings are short. The evidence is read directly from the source text, accurately and without mercy. Defense counsel is permitted one argument per trial, which is overruled. Verdicts are final.